Comedy Hypnotist Jonathan Royle’s New Show Voice Over Intro “Little Britain” Style for 2012

LITTLE BRITAIN STYLE VOICE OVER FOR START OF JONATHAN ROYLE’S 2012 COMEDY HYPNOSIS SHOW…. 

Obviously this will be voiced over suitable background music including the Little Britain Theme and such.

I am looking for someone who can do all of the impressions of the characters below (or several people who between them can record all the necessary sections to have this edited together)

If your able to do this, please inbox me directly on royle@magicalguru.com with an example of your work (eg of these characters) and also an idea of how much you’d charge me to record this ….

This has been Legally copyrighted – so other Hypnotists – you have been warned! 

BUBBLES DE VERE (Owes Money To Mr. Hutton)

HELLO DARLING’S – CALL ME BUBBLE’S – EVERYBODY DOES…

NOW MR. HUTTON DARLING, I’VE DECIDED DARLING ,  I’M NOT GIVING YOU THE

CHEQUE DARLING UNTIL THIS WEIGHT LOSS  PROGRAMME WORK’S FOR ME

DARLING,

AFTER ALL  YOUR IN THE  PRESCENCE OF A VERY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN DARLING AND I DESERVE ONLY THE VERY BEST

MAJORIE DAWE’S

GOOD MORNING FAT FIGHTER’S – NOW BUBBLE’S MY DEAR  OUR WEIGHT LOSS

PROGRAMME IS THE BEST BY FAR – YOU JUST EAT DUST –LOT’S OF DUST –

THAT’S RIGHT, IT’S  LOW IN FAT….. DUST.. SO BE A DEAR AND GIVE MR. HUTTON THE CHEQUE

BUBBLE’S DE VERE

NO MAJORIE MY DARLING YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND I WON’T SETTLE FOR ANYTHING

LESS THAN PERSONAL TREATMENT FROM THE TOP HYPNOTHERAPIST TO THE STAR’S

DARLING.  SO GET ME  JONATHAN ROYLE DARLING AND THEN Mr. HUTTON GET’S HIS

CHEQUE OR WE CAN COME TO SOME OTHER ARRANGEMENT .

MR. MANN (I’ll wait in shop) 

ACTUALLY I’D LIKE TO SEE THAT JONATHAN ROYLE HYPNOTIST GUY AS WELL –

I’VE HEARD HE DOES AN EXCELLENT SHOW DO YOU HAVE ANY OF HIS DVD’S?

ROY THE SHOPKEEPER 

I’M AFRAID I DON’T THINK WE  HAVE ANY HYPNOTIST DVD’S. SO I’M NOT SURE

WHAT TO SUGGEST REALLY – I’LL JUST CHECK – ONE MOMENT

MARGARET – MARGARET –

MARGARET SHOPKEEPER’S WIFE

YES DEAR

ROY THE SHOPKEEPER 

I’VE GOT A MAN HERE WHO WANT’S TO KNOW IF WE HAVE ANY DVD’S OF THAT

HILARIOUS COMEDY HYPNOTIST JONATHAN ROYLE?

MARGARET SHOPKEEPERS WIFE    

NO DEAR BUT WE DO HAVE A DVD ON THE BOTTOM SHELF OF THAT OTHER

TELEVISION HYPNOTIST OR HE COULD GO AND WATCH JONATHAN ROYLE

LIVE ON STAGE TONIGHT.

ROY THE SHOPKEEPER 

WELL HOW STRANGE. I’M AFRAID WE DON’T HAVE ANY JONATHAN ROYLE

DVD’S BUT WE DO HAVE THIS DVD FROM ANOTHER TELEVISION HYPNOTIST

OR YOU COULD GO AND SEE JONATHAN ROYLE PERFORMING LIVE ON STAGE

TONIGHT.

MR. MANN (I’ll wait in shop)

ACTUALLY I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING A LITTLE LESS PAUL McKENNARY.

SO I’LL WAIT. (BIG PAUSE) FOR ROYLE’S LIVE SHOW TONIGHT.

MICHAEL (PRIME MINISTER) 

A HYPNOTIST SHOW TONIGHT YOU SAY – WELL SEBASTIAN IS THIS GUY JONATHAN

ROYLE LEGAL – INSURED – SAFE & ETHICAL?

SEBASTIAN 

YES PRIME MINISTER – HE’S A FULLY TRAINED – LICENSED AND INSURED ETHICAL

HYPNOTIST WHO HAS TRAVELLED THE WORLD WITH HIS COMEDY SHOW.

TING TONG 

YES INDEED THAT JONATHAN ROYLE IS AMAZING – HE EVEN MANAGED TO

MAKE MY Mr. DUDLEY BELIEVE THAT I AM A REAL LADY.

EMILY HOWARD & FLORENCE

LADIES THING’S – AFTER SEEING JONATHAN ROYLE’S LAST SHOW WE

ARE NOW LADIES & WE DO LADIES THING’S..

HARVEY (MAN DRINKS TIT MILK FROM JANE) 

BITTY – BITTY – ALL I WANT IS BITTY AFTER THAT ROYLE GUY

TURNED ME INTO A BABY ON STAGE..

DES KAYE 

HIYA GANG – WIKEY WOO – DES KAYE HERE FROM TV’S FUNBUS

AND SINCE JONATHAN ROYLE HYPNOTISED ME AND MADE ME

BECOME MICHAEL JACKSON MY CAREER AS A KID’S ENTERTAINER

HAS NEVER BEEN THE SAME – WIKEY WOO – DES KAYE OUT OF A JOB

SIR BERNARD CHUMLEY

ARGH THAT YOUNG TALENTED JONATHAN ROYLE – YES OF COURSE AFTER HE

HYPNOTISED ME  I’VE NEVER EATEN ANOTHER POLO MINT. AND HE HELPED MY SISTER

KITTY OVERCOME HERE FEAR OF HEIGHTS ……. I DID’NT PUSH HER….. SHE FELL..

VICKY POLLARD (Improvise the rubbish she says between the key points below) 

WHAT YOU LOOKING AT PERVERT – YES BUT NO BUT …. WELL ACTUALLY RIGHT THAT

JONATHAN ROYLE GUY NEVER DONE NOTHING…… HE’S INNCOCENT…. I – N – N….

INNOCENT …  DON’T GO BELIEVING A WORD THOSE NEWSPAPERS SAY – AND STOP

GIVING ME EVIL’S – THAT SARAH FROM CLASS 3 IS LYING RIGHT –

ROYLE NEVER HYPNOTISED ME INTO THINKING HE WAS A HOLLYWOOD

SUPERSTAR – AND YES I AM EDCUATIONALLY SUBNORMAL – ANYWAY DON’T LISTEN

TO HER AS EVERYONE KNOW’S SHE’S DONE IT WITH AN ALASATIAN BEHIND THE BIKE SHED’S.

LINDA FLINT 

HELLO MARTIN – IT’S LINDA.   YES…. NOW I’VE GOT A QUICK ENQUIRY FOR YOU…

I’VE GOT SEVERAL PEOPLE HERE WITH ME IN THE OFFICE THAT ARE SLIGHTLY

STRANGE.  NOW HOW CAN I DESCRIBE THEM? –  THERE’S A WOMEN WHO THINKS SHE’S

POPSTAR MADONNA, A MAN WHO THINK’S HE’S ELVIS PRESLEY,   A WOMAN WHO

THINKS SHE A MARTIAN AND A MAN SQUAWKING LIKE A CHICKEN.

YES THAT’S RIGHT I’VE GOT FOUR VOLUNTEER’S HERE FROM JONATHAN ROYLE’S LAST HYPNOSIS SHOW.

DR. LAWRENCE (Anne’s Doctor) 

ACTUALLY WE’RE MAKING VERY GOOD PROGRESS AND STAGE HYPNOTISM WAS

DECLARED COMPLETELY SAFE BY THE UK GOVERNMENT IN 1995.

LOU – CARER

THAT’S VERY TRUE BUT YOU SHOULD NOT VOLUNTEER TO TAKE PART IF YOUR UNDER 18

ANDY

YES I KNOW

LOU

AND BY LAW JONATHAN ROYLE IS NOT ALLOWED TO HYPNOTISE YOU IF YOUR

ASTHMATIC, EPILEPTIC, CLINICALLY DEPRESSED, PREGNANT OR SUFFERING

ANY SERIOUS MEDICAL ISSUES SUCH AS HEART PROBLEM’S.

Dr. LAWRENCE

AND DON’T FORGET AS I KEEP TELLING ANNE YOU SHOULD NOT VOLUNTEER

IF YOU HAVE ANY SERIOUS PSYCHOLOGICAL PROBELEM’S

ANNE

Egghhhh – Eggghhhhh – Eggggh

ANDY

YES I KNOW   – BUT I DON’T LIKE IT

LOU

YOU DON’T LIKE WHAT

ANDY

I DON’T LIKE THOSE STUPID LAW’S

LOU

NOW DON’T GO CAUSING A KUFFUFFLE – WE ALL NOW THAT YOU’VE

ALWAYS SAID THAT STAGE HYPNOSIS IS A COMPLETELY SAFE FORM OF HILARIOUS

ENTERTAINMENT ALLOWING THE AUDIENCE TO BECOME THE TRUE STAR’S OF THE SHOW.

ANDY

YES I KNOW

LOU

SO WOULD YOU STILL LIKE TO SEE ROYLE’S HYPNOSIS SHOW TONIGHT

ANDY

YES I WOULD

KENNY CRAIG

WELL IN THAT CASE LOOK AT THE STAGE – LOOK AT THE STAGE

NOT AROUND THE STAGE BUT AT THE STAGE – YOUR UNDER

IN A FEW MOMENTS TIME YOUR GOING TO ENJOY THE MOST

AMAZING SHOW YOU’VE EVER WITNESSED

DENNIS WATERMAN

I  COULD STAR IN IT – WRITE THE THEME TUNE – SING THE THEME TUNE

JEREMEY RANT – SHOWBIZ AGENT 

NO DENNIS I DON’T REALLY THINK THIS IS YOUR THING,

DENNIS WATERMAN

OH ALRIGHT THEN

KENNY CRAIG

PLEASE PAY ATTENTION AND LOOK AT THE STAGE

NOT AROUND THE STAGE BUT AT THE STAGE – YOUR UNDER.

COULD WE HAVE SOME PROFESSIONAL STAGE LIGHTING

READY TO WELCOME JONATHAN ROYLE TO THE STAGE

PLEASE?

CAROL BEER 

THE COMPUTER SAY’S NOOOOO………..

RAY McCOONEY (Scottish Guy With Hotel) 

YEAHESS….

I HEAR YA TALKING ABOUT JONATHAN ROYLE……..

SOME ASK ME IF I’M HIS BIGGEST FAN – MAY BE I AM AND MAYBE I’M NOT…

BUT RIDDLE ME THIS AND RIDDLE ME THAT

WILL HE MAKE YOU THINK YOU’RE A DOG

OR MAKE YOU THINK YOU’RE A CAT….

YE KNO TOO MUCH… YEAHESS

KENNY CRAIG 

FOR THE LAST BLOODY TIME – CAN EVERYBODY PLEASE PAY ATTENTION..

LOOK AT THE STAGE NOT AROUND THE STAGE BUT AT THE STAGE – YOUR UNDER.

DAFFYD

LADIE’S AND GENTLEMEN, HE’S NOT GAY HE’S JUST A LITTLE BIT PUFFY…

PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER AND WELCOME LIVE ON STAGE

THE ONLY HYPNOTIST IN THE THEATRE TONIGHT…

BRITIAN’S VERY OWN – JONATHAN ROYLE

© JONATHAN ROYLE – 2011.

ALL RIGHT’S RESERVED.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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A REVIEW FROM REG BLACKWOOD  http://www.streetnosis.com

NOTE FROM ROYLE – The DVD Set Being Reviewed above by Reg Blackwood is available from http://www.magick2go.com as per the details shown in the You-Tube Video promo for this package which you can watch here – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRax4XX3g30  and full details of what this package teaches are explained here: http://www.myspace.com/magicalguru/blog/536692407

THE REVIEW FROM REG BLACKWOOD – http://www.streetnosis.com

Dr. Jonathan Royle is a controversial character in the world ofhypnosis, perhaps better known for his shameless self-promotion, murky, chequered past and public arguments with various other hypnotists.

On his latest DVD set, he is loud and swears too much for my liking.  He’s arrogant and opinionated and obviously has an over-inflated ego. So why is it that I actually find him likable and funny while watching “Transparency Template – The revolutionary Guide for Hypnotists?”

I’m not sure, but what I do know is that I really like this DVD set and you probably will too.

This is very detailed and comprehensive home study course covering all of the important stuff you simply need to know if you’re even considering setting foot on stage, street or anywhere and calling yourself a hypnotist.

He dispenses with a lot of the usual theory behind hypnosis but in its place he spends an extraordinary amount of time discussing the legal, licensing and insurance issues which are always such a hot topic in the UK.

However, the advice and guidelines are presented in such a way as to make perfect sense, relevant to any hypnotist anywhere in the world.

I was expecting him to air a couple of “personal beefs” during his presentation and was even prepared for them to leave a nasty taste in my mouth, but I have to say for the relatively short space of time he spends on this (a couple of minutes at most) what comes across first and foremost is his genuine concern for the art. And you really can’t knock him for that.

If you look hard, you will find inevitable contradictions throughout the course, but Jonathan happily admits up front: Hypnosis is full of paradoxes.

Attention to safety for me is a win-win situation. While clients, audiences and volunteers might not always outwardly thank you for it, if it permeates what you do it shows a professional and caring nature behind all the laughter and crazy antics and helps get you booked and re-booked.

Furthermore, fellow professionals really appreciate it too. During this course, the safety aspects are covered with fine, almost paranoid attention to detail and I applaud Jonathan Royle for this.

One thing that really stands out is that he doesn’t ignore any of the problems and dangers a hypnotist is likely to face.

He doesn’t even just give them an honorary mention. He faces them head on and discusses them in the manner of one who has been there, done that and worn the t-shirt and implores you to learn from his own stuff-ups.

“Common sense” is mentioned frequently in relation to safety and most of it is, but a lot of what’s taught here should be mandatory for any hypnotist whether you’re just starting out or are experienced and guilty of having become a little complacent.

There are more inductions than any hypnotist would ever need and each is covered with the same attention to detail. Something of a bonus here for me is when the new “Bad Boy” of UK Hypnosis Rob Temple steps up to show his ingenious See-saw Induction. His demo leaves me itching to perform it myself.

Rather than just act as superfluous credits on the cover, Rob and other guests are utilised perfectly throughout the course and each is a great presenter and speaker in his own right, demonstrating the same enthusiasm for their chosen artform as the man himself.

To say much more would probably be classed as a spoiler, but I have to just add that the bonus DVD (regularly referred to during the main presentation) in my opinion is worth the price of this set all on its own.

If I have anything negative to say, apart from the fact that the bad language might not be to everyone’s taste it would only be that like most DVDs in this field, production values and quality are a little lacking, but that can be easily forgiven for the quantity and quality of content on offer here.

A full transcript would also have been a welcome addition for those who have difficulty with Northern English accents or of different learning styles, but these really are very minor niggles making an otherwise 5 star review a 4.9!

Whatever you might think of self-professed “King of Hypnotists” Jonathan Royle, that’s unlikely to change very much, but if you are too stubborn to put any preconceptions aside to buy and watch this DVD set, then you’re really missing out on an excellent hypnosis training product.

I’m really happy to have this as part of my hypnosis collection and have little doubt that if this is your first purchase in this field, you’ll probably have little need for very much else.

Reg Blackwood, New Zealand, http://quicknotist.com/

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CAMP COMEDY HYPNOTIST TAKE’S A TRANCE FOR MANCHESTER GAY PRIDE AND OTHER GAY LESBIAN BI-SEXUAL AND TRANS-GENDER CABARET VENUE’S DURING AUGUST 2011 – SEE JONATHAN ROYLE AND HARRIZON THE HOMOSEXUAL HYPNOTIST LIVE

URGENT – PRESS RELEASE 

DIRTY TRANCING 

(Outrageously CAMP Comedy Hypnotist Take’s A TRANCE on Success At Manchester’s Gay Village AXM Venue for Pride 2011)

Controversial International Television & Media Hypnotist & Mind Magician Jonathan Royle, aged 35 of Rochdale, Lancs, will be making his debut at Manchester’s legendary “AXM” venue in Manchester’s Gay Village on Friday 26^th August 2011 as part of the opening night activities for Pride 2011.

Presented by Royle of http://www.magicalguru.com/comedy-stage-hypnosis-show.html  and assisted by Harrizon The Homosexual Hypnotist of http://www.harrizon.com/  who many have said on stage is “As Camp As A Row of Pink Tents” This Hilarious Adults only Comedy Show is like a White Knuckle Roller Coaster Ride to the centre of your imagination and gives you the audience members the real Trance To Be The Stars of the show.

This is the perfect alternative and a refreshing change from the usual Drag Queens that most venues will be offering on the night and all those who attend are guaranteed a true night to remember from this Hilarious Audience Participation show.

During this unique show thanks to Royle’s Powers of Evangelical Persuasion & Psychological Illusion even the most timid audience members are transformed into superstars.

Men appear to start giving birth to babies, others are instantly transformed by the power of their minds into being the worlds greatest Drag Queens, and yet other men find that their Private Parts have started talking to each other or that they have been transformed into the Worlds Greatest Sexual Psychic Agony Aunt.

Women find that with a click of their fingers their breasts have disappeared, that suddenly they can see those they desire in the audience completely in the nude and that they suddenly are the star of their own highly surreal imaginary episode of the Jerry Springer Show or experiencing explosive Orgasms every time they hear a certain noise.

And they are just the things we dare tell you about here, its true to say that this show is certainly not for the easily offended and indeed in the past Royle has been dubbed as a bizarre cross between Chubby Brown and Bernard Manning with a little bit of Julian Clary thrown in for good measure.

Indeed Sex Toys, Inflatable Dolls & Other outrageous props are used throughout this often shocking yet amazing adults only show which is being filmed and footage of which may possibly be used in a forthcoming television project to be presented by Jonathan Royle.

And perhaps what’s Strangest of all is that Royle has named his new show “I Can’t Believe Its Not Hypnosis” and claims that Nobody is actually ever hypnotised during this evening of Comedy Mind Magic and Psychological Illusion.

So come along and find out for yourself whether Royle is “Lord of the Trance” or just a cheeky “Magical Mind Manipulator” on Friday 26^th August as it really is your Trance To Be The Star Of The Show at Manchester AXM venue – http://www.axmgroup.co.uk/manchester/ .

WHY NOT COME ALONG AND REVIEW THE SHOW FOR YOUR PUBLICATION? 

HYPNOSIS SHOW TO HIT BURNLEY AS WARM UP TO MANCHESTER PRIDE 2011 

If you can’t wait until Manchester Pride to see Jonathan Royle and Harrizon The Homosexual Hypnotist perform their bizarre comedy extravaganza, then why not come along to see Royle perform his Solo One Man Show at Burnleys “Guys As Dolls” Cabaret Showbar on Sunday August 14^th 2011.    

More Show Details Here: http://guys-as-dolls.eventbrite.com/

Facebook Page – http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=215920028444789

ABOUT JONATHAN ROYLE 

More About Jonathan Royle’s Bizarre and Controversial Career can be seen at – http://www.magicalguru.com/roylesresume/ and also at http://www.hypnotorious.com/tvradioshows.htm and of course http://www.hypnotorious.com/mediacomments.htm

*For the Record The Show on 14^th August also marks Royles 36^th Birthday Celebrations and also the start of his 33^rd year in Showbusiness.

*As illustrated here http://www.magicalguru.com/roylesresume/ Jonathan Royle is also an experienced ethical Professional Hypnotherapist able to help people in many areas of their life’s and especially experienced in helping people to overcome emotional torments (such as coming to terms with being gay) and of course to eliminate Habits, Addictions, Fears and Phobias from their everyday life’s through mind power alone!

PHOTO’S OF JONATHAN ROYLE WITH HARRIZON THE HOMOSEXUAL HYPNOTIST 

A)    – http://www.4shared.com/photo/bE57EDen/IMG_8195_2.html?

B)     http://www.4shared.com/photo/khE6JguE/IMG_8209.html?

C)     http://www.4shared.com/photo/GJvtwuk7/IMG_8212.html? 

 PHOTO’S OF JONATHAN ROYLE 

Images which can be used as part of your feature article may be obtained at http://www.hypnotorious.com/photogallery.htm  (Just click on the small image to open the large print size version)

Others can be obtained at –http://www.4shared.com/photo/jnW7YSGd/kingofhypnotists.html? and  http://www.4shared.com/photo/VZIxlL3j/g04.html? And http://www.4shared.com/photo/fREMpu76/roylevegas.html?  And also http://www.4shared.com/photo/VK0ub-wx/A3poster.html?

TO CONTACT JONATHAN ROYLE

Email – royle@magicalguru.com

Facebook – www.facebook.com/jonathan.royle

Tel: 07050 – 377579

 

 

Urgent News Feature – Camp Comedy Hypnotist Take’s A Trance on Success At Guys As Doll’s Gay – Lesbian – Bi-Sexual and Straight Friendly Cabaret Showbar Venue in Burnley Lancashire England on Sunday 14th August 2011

URGENT –  FEATURE NEWS ARTICLE PRESS RELEASE 

DIRTY TRANCING 

(Outrageously CAMP Comedy Hypnotist Take’s A TRANCE on Success At Burnley Gay Venue)

Controversial International Television & Media Hypnotist & Mind Magician Jonathan Royle, aged 35 of Rochdale, Lancs, will be making his debut at Burnley’s legendary “Guys As Doll’s” Cabaret Showbar on Sunday 14^th August 2011.

Presented by Royle who many have said on stage is “As Camp As A Row of Pink Tents” This Hilarious Adults only Comedy Show is like a White Knuckle Roller Coaster Ride to the centre of your imagination and gives you the audience members the real Trance To Be The Stars of the show.

Tickets are just £2-00 & doors open at 8pm and show starts around 9pm for this unique show where thanks to Royle’s Powers of Evangelical Persuasion & Psychological Illusion even the most timid audience members are transformed into superstars.

Men appear to start giving birth to babies, others are instantly transformed by the power of their minds into being the worlds greatest Drag Queens, and yet other men find that their Private Parts have started talking to each other or that they have been transformed into the Worlds Greatest Sexual Psychic Agony Aunt.

Women find that with a click of their fingers their breasts have disappeared, that suddenly they can see those they desire in the audience completely in the nude and that they suddenly are the star of their own highly surreal imaginary episode of the Jerry Springer Show or experiencing explosive Orgasms every time they hear a certain noise.

And they are just the things we dare tell you about here, its true to say that this show is certainly not for the easily offended and indeed in the past Royle has been dubbed as a bizarre cross between Chubby Brown and Bernard Manning with a little bit of Julian Clary thrown in for good measure.

Indeed Sex Toys, Inflatable Dolls & Other outrageous props are used throughout this often shocking yet amazing adults only show which is being filmed and footage of which may possibly be used in a forthcoming television project to be presented by Jonathan Royle.

And perhaps what’s Strangest of all is that Royle has named his new show “I Can’t Believe Its Not Hypnosis” and claims that Nobody is actually ever hypnotised during this evening of Comedy Mind Magic and Psychological Illusion.

So come along and find out for yourself whether Royle is “Lord of the Trance” or just a cheeky “Magical Mind Manipulator” on Sunday 14^th August as it really is your Trance To Be The Star Of The Show at The Guys As Doll’s Cabaret Showbar located at133-135 St. James Street,Burnley,BB11 1PD.

More Show Details Here: http://guys-as-dolls.eventbrite.com/

Facebook Page – http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=215920028444789

WHY NOT COME ALONG AND REVIEW THE SHOW FOR YOUR PUBLICATION?

ABOUT JONATHAN ROYLE 

More About Jonathan Royle’s Bizarre and Controversial Career can be seen at – http://www.magicalguru.com/roylesresume/ and also at http://www.hypnotorious.com/tvradioshows.htm and of course http://www.hypnotorious.com/mediacomments.htm

*For the Record The Show on 14^th August also marks Royles 36^th Birthday Celebrations and also the start of his 33^rd year in Showbusiness.

*As illustrated here http://www.magicalguru.com/roylesresume/ Jonathan Royle is also an experienced ethical Professional Hypnotherapist able to help people in many areas of their life’s and especially experienced in helping people to overcome emotional torments (such as coming to terms with being gay) and of course to eliminate Habits, Addictions, Fears and Phobias from their everyday life’s through mind power alone! 

 PHOTO’S OF JONATHAN ROYLE 

Images which can be used as part of your feature article may be obtained at http://www.hypnotorious.com/photogallery.htm  (Just click on the small image to open the large print size version)

Others can be obtained at –http://www.4shared.com/photo/jnW7YSGd/kingofhypnotists.html? and  http://www.4shared.com/photo/VZIxlL3j/g04.html? And http://www.4shared.com/photo/fREMpu76/roylevegas.html?  And also http://www.4shared.com/photo/VK0ub-wx/A3poster.html?

TO CONTACT JONATHAN ROYLE

Email – royle@magicalguru.com

Facebook – www.facebook.com/jonathan.royle

Tel: 07050 – 377579